My letter to Sarah Palin

Sarah:

Yesterday, I saw you for the first time. I'm sure you didn't see me. I must have been the youngest reporter covering the story, but they got us all confused. First they told us, the press, that you were not arriving 'til midnight, then they called us for lunch. Some of us fell into the tramp and left the hallway where we were waiting for you to go through and get into the CNN studio